Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Six Feet Deep Episode 10 - Interstellar Soul 11/25/15




Take a cosmic trip through the musical cosmos with Interstellar Soul. Ernest Douglas is no stranger to Killjoy Radio he was on the second episode of Killjoy Radio back in February 2014. The band has evolved a bit since then, but they have retained their unmistakable funk, soul, blues, jazz sound with a jagged rock edge. Interstellar Soul is a 3 piece (soon to be 4 piece?) sucker punch to the face - the groove hits you fast and lingers for the rest of the day.

 From www.Interstellarsoul.com :
Interstellar Soul is an alternative soul band from the suburbs of Baltimore, Md. The Trio uses their independently acquired skills t
o bring their unique soul sound to the Baltimore scene. Fusing their love of soul, blues, rock, alternative, trance, and anything else that inspires them, they aim to push the genre lines out of music. With over 40 years of experience between them, experience and talent are two things they do not fall short of. The band got its start in Ellicott city, Md where Guitarist/Songwriter Ernest Douglas met bassist Gregg Gaither. The two jammed on and off again for a number of years before meeting and joining forces with percussionists Rodney Moore. The trio have made their way around Md, Va, PA, and WV, gaining the respect of their peers as well as the love of the crowd. After a few months of rehearsals, the group headed to Wright Way Studios in Baltimore, Md to start work on their debut album "Soul Brothers" with Engineer Drew Lamond, which was released in June of 2014. The group brought in drummer Cheech Barry after Moore relocated with his family to the west coast. The group now focuses on expanding their reach and style by touring in the summer and working with members of the  soul scene. They know what they want and will press on until they have it!


Killjoy Radio Episode 2 Featuring Interstellar Soul:


One of the things I love about hanging out with Ernie is that he's so down to earth and that's reflected in his songwriting. Lyrically driven by "real shit" the songs are easy to relate to and get lost in. In fact, it's so easy that I listened to "Chased my Girl" 6 times, getting sucked in by that killer bass line, that I didn't even hear the lyrics until I had to go back and listen because I couldn't figure out which song it was. The line "I made a mistake, I chased my girl away" was a dead giveaway but I'm an idiot.

Interstellar Soul is playing a free show at Angels Rock Bar in Baltimore on Dec.3rd so be sure to check them out, you wont's be disappointed. Follow Interstellar Soul at:

https://www.facebook.com/giveusalisten/
https://twitter.com/interstellar_s
https://www.reverbnation.com/interstellarSoul
Interstellar Soul YouTube Channel

















Tuesday, November 17, 2015

The 38 Year Old Who Work"s At Spencer"s Episode 2 "RAP"




What is "RAP?" What is "Fetty Wap?" Why is Wiz a Queefer? "RAP, RAP, RAP!" Your world will never be the same after listening to the newest episode of The 38 Year Old Who Works At Spencer's. This episode includes never before heard "RAP" music and a special tribute mash up to the "RAP" group "THE NWA." So, don't be missing out on the newest episode you will be gettin' mad respect and some word to your mom.


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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Killjoy Radio UNCENSORED LIVE! - Paris & Vaginas - 11/14/15

 
This Must Have Really Pissed Somebody off...
      Unless you have been living under a ruck in the middle of the Afghanistan wilderness you've seen that terrorists have (once again) attacked Paris (again). First the Charlie Hebdo shootings, now a wide-scale attack on multiple locations in Paris, France. Now the french haven't been the most "macho" of countries since Napoleon (who by the way was the originator of the "gangsta lean") but come one, Isis, pick on someone you own size. Well I don't exactly know how big Isis is, but picking on France is like bullying the gay kid in gym class - he doesn't fight back real well but sets fashion trends like a mofo.

     Isis, who are these guys, and what happened to Al Queda? I have so many questions! Is Isis just Al Queda for the islamic extremests with extreme lisps? And what is Isil? And why don't they like pork products? I thought that was a Jewish thing. Do they know they have something in common with the Jews? Are they so unhappy because they've never tasted the succulent taste of crispy bacon? Also, why don't they eat meat with cheese? These angry people are missing out on some delicious meal choices. Maybe if everyone just had a Bacon Cheese Burger we could all get along.  Problem solved, the world comes to peace over our love of shitty food and everything will be fine until someone discovers they're lactose intolerant and it starts World War III.

     Anyway, sorry about the tangent, I had a severe ADD moment. There's so much sadness going around. You know what cheers me up? VAGINAS . I found this article on IFLSCIENCE and we talked about 10 Things You Didn't know About Vaginas. How Big can a Vagina get? Why do they smell fishy? Can you really culture yogurt from vagina bacteria? All these questions answered and more on this weeks Killjoy Radio! I found this segment to be both entertaining and informative. It would be a lie if I told you I wasn't a little aroused. Just wait until next week we we talk about 10 Things You Didn't know About Penises. Jimmy can't wait!
   
     This week on Killjoy Radio we Introduced Justin's new podcast: The 38 Year Who Works At Spencer's. I'm super excited about this shoe. I think it's a hilarious idea and I know he's going to have some real funny stories. Check out the Podcast Here or just watch the Video Below:

   The Rockhaven Entertainment Local Music Showcase band on this episode is Fire in Elysium. I
interviewed them on an Episode of Six Feet Deep - Underground Music and these guys rock. Rock-Metal at it's best. Look for these guys around town tearing up the Baltimore metal scene from the inside out. be sure to check  them out on the internets:

Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/FireinElysium/
Reverb Nation at https://www.reverbnation.com/fireinelysium

Rockhaven Records - http://www.rockhavenrecords.com/

Record and Tape Traders
http://www.recordandtapetraders.com/

Exotic Pleasures Tattoo
http://exoticpleasurestattoo.net/

RPM Studios​
http://www.rpmstudios.net

Crossroads Tavern​
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crossroads-Tavern/246495830740

Maryland Blacktop llc
http://marylandblacktop.com/

Anthony Joseph Photography
www.anthonyjoseph.xxx

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Thursday, November 12, 2015

The 38 Year Old Who Works At Spencer's Episode 1 "Spencer's For Hire"


Welcome to the wonderful world of Justin. Justin a 38 year old living in Baltimore, Maryland recently found himself in desperate need of cash money. So, in his infinite wisdom he decided to get a job at Spencer's Gifts. Oh Boy what a decision that was! Take a listen to the podcast to find out how a 38 year old with OCD, ADHD, and Tourettes Syndrome deals with the interesting and unusual clientele that Spencer's Gifts is notorious for.

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Six Feet Deep Episode 9 - Fire in Elysium 11/11/15


I’m sure crazier things have happened down in RockHaven Studios, but I sat down with the guys from Fire in Elysium and it was a wild night. From homophobia and phony Mexican prejudice to dick jokes and fatherly bonding, this episode of Six Feet Deep – Underground Music is one of our funniest yet.  The non-homosexual bond that these guys have given you the sense that Fire in Elysium is more of a family than a band – and having a father-son duo in the band doesn’t hurt either.

wieners, wieners, wieners...settle down
                Meet Brian, Scott, LBJ, and Miguel of Fire In Elysium. This 5 piece metal monster will kick your ass, pick you up, give you a big hug, spit gasoline in your face and set it on fire. They combine their original sounds and combine it with a heavy, energetic stage presence and that my, friends, is the recipe for face melting metal. Brian, Scott, Miguel, and LBJ – where’s the 5th member? Well that Lewis and we’ll get to why he’s not here in a minute. Coming off 3 weeks of shows they group (or at least 4/5th) of them are preparing for their upcoming shows NOV 21 at Casey’s Music Alley and Nov 25 @ Memories Bar in Waldorf. As they work on new music be sure to catch shows as they come up. Speaking of coming up, I also hear there’s an all mall live sex show in the works called “The Kong of Dongs” stay tuned for more information on that.
would you like LIES with that?!?
               
            Fire In Elysium is composed of a crazy group of guys. Scott likes to beat n his drums the way he beats his meat – forceful and aggressive. On guitar we have the luchadorian prodigy, Miguel. After being smuggled in a crate of oranges leading to many failed mariachi gigs, he finally settled down with Fire in Elysium where he shreds his guitar while his ancestors shred  Mexican fields into tortillas.* While most fathers bond over hunting on hookers, Brian & LBJ have bonded over their love of music and metal. Brian plays guitar and Keys while LBJ lays down the Bass. And finally we have Lewis on vocals…he couldn’t make the interview because he was working at Burger King….or was he? We called Burger King to try and catch him and work and HE WASN’T THERE! Dude got off early and decided to hit the gym instead coming to the Interview. WTF RIGHT?!? It’s all good, we finally got a hold of him and got him on the show…I just can’t guarantee he still had a job in the morning.
                We had an excellent time at Rockhaven Studios. Fire in Elysium are the real deal when it comes to Baltimore Music with some of the best music to come out of the local metal scene. Be sure to check them out on the internets:



*I apologize to all the Mexicans that I’ve offended with this joke. Miguel is not actually Mexican anyway. But here is a video of a Mexican Luchador “Wrestling” with himself. WARNING ONCE YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO YOU CANNOT UNWATCH IT. That being said, enjoy: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1413881755

Recorded at Rock Haven Studios @ www.rockhavenrecords.com / https://www.facebook.com/rockhavenentertainment/








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Sunday, November 8, 2015

The 38 Year Old Who Works At Spencer's

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LIVE! - Killjoy Radio [Uncensored] F'IN GIRL SCOUT (cookies) 11/7/15

     Killjoy Radio is going digital for a couple weeks and you know what that mean? TIME FOR
KILLJOY RADIO UNCENSORED!!! But seriously, we had to take a couple week hiatus from AM so were streaming strictly digital for a couple weeks. Pretty cool, huh? Justin Jones is in the "Studio" as we kick back, relax, and  just shoot the shit about...well kinda' relevant things.

Don't worry, UBER knows where to find the bodies
So I (Bryan) have been out of work for a couple weeks and I need to supplement my income so I became an UBER driver. There has been some bad media lately about the UBER driver that was attacked by the drunk-ass Taco Bell Exec. I haven't come across anything crazy...yet. im just waiting for the creepo to start masturbating in the back seat and I freak out and hit a class of blind students on a field trip. I don't know if my insurance is going to cover that. Either way, it's interesting and I'm sure I'll have some "interesting" stories to share. UBER And Chill  might be the next trending sexual taboo. Good thing I've got that "Stow-and-Go" seating in the minivan. Fold them seats down and "go to town"....as I drive you around town. Maybe I'm thinking too much into this whole thing, but if I have to fumigate the sex smells I'm rating less than 5 stars. I can't have the next passenger think I just delivered a pallet of raw fish.

and I fucking HATE Thin Mints
     And while were on the topic (what?) FUCK the Girl scouts and their Delicious ass cookies.  I've eaten so many Peanut Butter Patties my shit looks like I was raped by Mr.Peanut. I knew that monocle was hiding the eye of savage rape machine. The Girl Scouts are like the american express of my obesity - they're everywhere I want to be and I can't tell them no. It's harder to buy crack than girl scout cookies. I just went into Walmart for toilet paper and left with $279 worth of shit I didn't need...SO YEA, WHY NOT BUY SOME MORE FUCKING GIRL SCOUT COOKIES TOO!

   This week we feature Music from Atomic Motel. Be sure to also catch them on Six Feet Deep - Underground Music only on Killjoy Radio.  be sure to check them out on Facebook ( www.facebook.com/AtomicMotel/ ) ,  RERBNATION (www.reverbnation.com/AtomicMotel) and their YouTube Channel (www.youtube.com/atomicmotel).

Rockhaven Records - http://www.rockhavenrecords.com/

Record and Tape Traders
http://www.recordandtapetraders.com/

Exotic Pleasures Tattoo
http://exoticpleasurestattoo.net/

RPM Studios​
http://www.rpmstudios.net

Crossroads Tavern​
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crossroads-Tavern/246495830740

Maryland Blacktop llc
http://marylandblacktop.com/

Anthony Joseph Photography
www.anthonyjoseph.xxx

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Thursday, November 5, 2015

Six Feet Deep Episode 8 - Atomic Motel 11/5/15



     Atomic Motel is a Groove Metal Trio out of Baltimore with RC on Bass and Vocals, Rob on Guitar, and the Mark on percussion. If you google search Atomic Motel, your phone may auto correct to "Atomic Hotel" which is a Porno with a different kid of threesome staring Sophia Bella, Krissy Lynn, and Mary Carey.
Not sure which one does vocals, but I'm pretty sure they all play the meat flute.

Atomic Motel meets Pirates of the Caribbean 
     Atomic Motel are fun guys who love to rock out. From groovin' blues to heavy metal riffs, when you check in to Atomic you'll find yourself chillin' with a beer by the poolside one minute and trashing your room the next. The "Schizo-Rock", as RC describes it, keeps their sound evolving and new and with the addition of Mark on drum bringing a new "twist" to the older material each performance is guaranteed to be as unique as the first whether it's your first of 15th show.

     As Atomic Motel chills out over the winter months expect to see them hit 2016 with new shows and new music. The Baltimore music scene is going to look like Hiroshima after this Atomic Bomb hits the streets again after the new year. While your waiting be sure to check them out on Facebook (www.facebook.com/AtomicMotel/ ) ,  RERBNATION (www.reverbnation.com/AtomicMotel) and their YouTube Channel (www.youtube.com/atomicmotel). 

by Bryan Bruce






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Monday, November 2, 2015

Killjoy Radio - Halloween Sucks




     Halloween was a disappointment this year? Every year less and less houses give out candy, the caliber of costumes has greatly diminished, and I didn't see ONE Jason or Michael Myers. Those guys are iconic Halloween characters. You know what I did see a lot of? Middle aged men dressed as creepy sexual predators checking out all the 12 year old dressed as slutty fairy tale princess. It's entrapment and now dozens of bystander dads just got added to the pervert registry. For instance, I'm just chilling on the sidewalk while my kids are hustling diabetes from door to door and I get a glimpse of sexy Cinderella walk up from behind me and pass on my left. My preferential vision catches a glimpse of this and my male programming, detecting the ridiculously short skirt and tight leggings, automatically sends signals to my brain to do a quick preliminary glance.

     CHECK! preliminary glance confirms the presence of provocative attire in the vicinity. Phase two kicks in. After a quick recon for the wife is complete my scope of vision quickly focuses for a full field analysis of the target. The analysis confirms preliminary reports of a slutty dressed female in the vicinity and the footage is currently being hard copied to memory for further review later in the evening. Just as the doors to the Spank open the girl turns around and exposes a pre-pubescent face full of braces. Alarms start going off inside my head screaming "STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER!" and I was the stranger danger! My brain immediatly starts doing a full memory dump. I instantly wiped away 20 years of spank material in 20 seconds all because of this little whore. The only thing I'm left with now is images of scrambled Playboy channel and I'm not even really sure if that was even porn but I had a pretty good imagination.Out of all the zombie, monster, and killer costumes, the scariest this this Halloween was me - inadvertently going as Jared Fogel from Subway.

Bryan, Trish, and Guest Kelley Locklear Jacobs in Studio. Halloween talk and Trish has a stalker. Music by AcoustiFusion http://acoustifusion.webs.com/

Rockhaven Records - http://www.rockhavenrecords.com/

Record and Tape Traders
http://www.recordandtapetraders.com/

Exotic Pleasures Tattoo
http://exoticpleasurestattoo.net/

RPM Studios​
http://www.rpmstudios.net

Crossroads Tavern​
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Crossroads-Tavern/246495830740

Maryland Blacktop llc
http://marylandblacktop.com/

Anthony Joseph Photography
www.anthonyjoseph.xxx

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